The Most Unexpected Guest at Your Event
You have hired singing telegrams. You have hired magicians. You have hired clowns. But have you ever hired a fully bearded man in a pink tutu who will perform Twinkle Twinkle Little Star with complete sincerity and zero shame? No. You have not. Until now.
The Bearded Ballerina is DFW’s most committed surprise entertainment experience. He arrives in full costume, strikes a pose, and delivers a performance your guests will never forget.
What the Bearded Ballerina Does
- Arrives in full costume — pink tutu, ballet shoes, feather boa
- Performs classic children’s songs with full theatrical commitment (Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, I’m a Little Teapot)
- Executes genuine ballet poses — arabesque, plie, the whole thing — with a beard
- Poses for photos with your stunned guests
- Delivers a personalized message to the guest of honor
Perfect For
- Birthday roasts (especially milestone birthdays)
- Office pranks and team events
- Bachelorette parties
- Retirement parties
- Anyone who deserves to be mildly humiliated in the best possible way
What People Are Saying
“I hired the Bearded Ballerina for my husband’s 50th birthday. He cried. We are still not sure if it was from laughter or something deeper. Either way, 10 out of 10.” — Lisa M., Plano TX
“Our entire office stopped working for 20 minutes. Worth every penny.” — Dave K., Irving TX
“I did not think a grown man in a tutu performing Twinkle Twinkle Little Star would move me emotionally. I was wrong. He was magnificent.” — Jennifer S., Fort Worth TX
Book the Bearded Ballerina
Ready to give someone a surprise they will spend years trying to explain? Contact us today.
Available throughout Dallas-Fort Worth. Performances run 10-15 minutes.