The Most Unexpected Guest at Your Event
You have hired singing telegrams. You have hired magicians. You have hired clowns. But have you ever hired a fully bearded man in a pink tutu who will perform Twinkle Twinkle Little Star with complete sincerity and zero shame? No. You have not. Until now.
The Bearded Ballerina is DFW’s most committed surprise entertainment experience. He arrives in full costume, strikes a pose, and delivers a performance your guests will never forget.
As the Original Bearded Ballerina, Mitch Allen has become one of the most unforgettable singing telegram performers in Dallas-Fort Worth. Equal parts elegant, confusing, and impossible to ignore, the Bearded Ballerina delivers a fully committed pink tutu performance that turns birthdays, office pranks, and surprise events into instant legend.
What the Bearded Ballerina Does
- Arrives in full costume — pink tutu, ballet shoes, feather boa
- Performs classic children’s songs with full theatrical commitment (Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, I’m a Little Teapot)
- Executes genuine ballet poses — arabesque, plie, the whole thing — with a beard
- Poses for photos with your stunned guests
- Delivers a personalized message to the guest of honor
Perfect For
- Birthday roasts (especially milestone birthdays)
- Office pranks and team events
- Bachelorette parties
- Retirement parties
- Anyone who deserves to be mildly humiliated in the best possible way
Bearded Ballerina FAQ
What is a Bearded Ballerina singing telegram?
A Bearded Ballerina singing telegram is a live surprise performance featuring Mitch Allen in a full pink tutu, delivering songs, ballet poses, and a personalized message with complete commitment across Dallas-Fort Worth.
Is Mitch Allen really the Bearded Ballerina?
Yes. For reasons history may never fully explain, Mitch Allen really does perform as the Original Bearded Ballerina.
Where do you perform in Dallas-Fort Worth?
The Bearded Ballerina performs throughout Dallas, Fort Worth, Plano, Frisco, Arlington, Irving, Hurst, and surrounding DFW areas.
How long does a Bearded Ballerina performance last?
Most Bearded Ballerina singing telegram performances run about 10 to 15 minutes, which is somehow both brief and unforgettable.
Will guests forget the Bearded Ballerina?
No. The performance is short. The memory is not. Neither, unfortunately, is the photographic evidence.
What People Are Saying
“I hired the Bearded Ballerina for my husband’s 50th birthday. He cried. We are still not sure if it was from laughter or something deeper. Either way, 10 out of 10.” — Lisa M., Plano TX
“Our entire office stopped working for 20 minutes. Worth every penny.” — Dave K., Irving TX
“I did not think a grown man in a tutu performing Twinkle Twinkle Little Star would move me emotionally. I was wrong. He was magnificent.” — Jennifer S., Fort Worth TX
Book the Bearded Ballerina
Ready to give someone a surprise they will spend years trying to explain? Contact us today.
Available throughout Dallas-Fort Worth. Performances run 10-15 minutes.